Alcoholic Heart . . . . . .

Once there was a guy and a gal.

They were in a good relationship since 5 years and were very happy.

They loved each other too much.

Guy was sincere n gal was cute.

One day, girl came to meet the guy and showed her PINK LENSES.

He saw them and was surprised.

Days passed and 1 day suddenly, guy met with an accident.

The girl came to hospital and waited for 37 hours.

Then Doctor told her,"Your boyfriend has ALCOHOL in his heart."

The girl was shocked & was not able to think of the reason.

Reason was:-

"PINK LENSES"

You know, "GULABI AANKHEIN JO TERI DEKHI<

SHARAABI YE DIL HO GAYA........"

Love-Boost . . . . .

A boy loved a girl.

He proposed but she didn't mind.

He gave love-letters.

But her friends threw them.

Again boy decided to approach the girl.

That time, a truck was speeding towards the girl.

When it was about to hit the girl,

boy ran like hell and saved her.

She asked, "How can you run so fast?"

The boy replied, "Boost is the secret of my energy"

and instantly,

the girl said, "Our energy"

and they lived happily together, drinking boost everyday.............

Love.......Love.......Love.......

Love is like WATER. You need 8 servings a day....

Whatever you do in love, is etched forever in the hearts, it affects....

Love hurts when you break-up with someone.....It hurts even more, when someone breaks-up with you.

But Love hurts the most WHEN THE PERSON, YOU LOVE, HAS NO IDEA HOW YOU FEEL...

When you love someone, say it right there, right then or the moment just passes-by............

Change your ATTITUDE, not FATE . . . . . . .

A Soldier received a letter from his Girlfriend,

"Dear Vicky,

can't continue our relationship.

The distance between us,

is just too big.

I'm SoRrY.

Please return my pics."

Love,

Becky 

Vicky with hurt feelings asked his fellows for pics of her girlfriend and ex.

He included 57 pics of the pretty girls along with her in the envelope with note,

"Becky,

so SoRrY,

can't remember, who the hell you are......

please take your pics and send the rest back to me."

Vicky.

MORAL :-

"If you can't change your FATE,

change your ATTITUDE."

Immortal Love . . . . . .. .

Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the.

Par jab dono milte the, ladka hamesha der se wahan aata tha.

Par ladki ne kabhi use shikayat nahi ki.

Ek din ladke ko pata chala ki ladki ko brain tumour hein aur wo sirf 3 mahine ji sakti hein.

Kuch dino baad,

ladka mar gaya aur ladki ko ladke ka ek khat mila,

jisme likha tha ,

"Mein hamesha der se aata tha isliye mein pehle ja raha hoon aur hum upar milenge, 

aur iss baar tum der se aana, mein tumhara intezaar karunga."

Promises & Memories . . . . .

The Best Difference Between PROMISES & MEMORIES . . . . . .

PROMISES - We BREAK Them.

MEMORIES - They BREAK Us............

Honesty & Simplicity . . . . . .

Honesty & Simplicity Connects You To The Love,

Which Resides Within Your Heart.

They May Not Get You A Lot Of Friends 

But

Will Always Give You The Right Ones . . . . . . .

Care, Concern & Co-operation . . . .

Big & Heavy Doors Swing Easily

On Just Small Hinges.

Similarly,

All Relations Remain Alive & Steady

On Small Gestures Of

Care, Concern & Understanding......

Three things in life . . . .

We need 3 things in life.

LOVE to make us WEAK,

ALCOHOL to make us STRONG

and

FRIENDS to pick us up when both these things make us hit the floor.

Mcdonalds' Smile . . . . .

Cute Gesture :-

A boy asked his girlfriend - "Tumhari smile Mcdonalds se aayi he kya ?"

Girl gets confused & asks - Why?

Boy - Because I'm Lovin it.........

True Hearts . . . .

True Hearts are

Like our upper &

lower eye-lids.

They often meet

Because they miss

each other

&

when they meet,

they don't see 

The World Around . . . ! ! !

A relation has . . . .

A relation has -

A boy,

A girl,

An ex trying to mess it up &

A friend waiting for break-up.... ;-)

Love Salad . . . .

If she is apple & you are orange,

Celebrate your differences,

make a great fruit salad.

Love isn't about being the same,

it's about being happy

and

how you hold on to each other??

Respect the heart . . .

Respect the heart, who find TIME for you in their busy schedule....

&

Love the heart, who never see their Schedule,

when you need them.

Why to give ur heart ?

Fabulous Quote :-

"You are the one, who can handle your Heart better than anyone else.

Then why to give it to someone else andcomplain that they are hurting??"

Purity of Heart . . .

It is the purity of HEART that MATTERS,

Not the external APPEARANCE.

 After all, HELPING HANDS are always better than PRAYING LIPS.......

God & Lover . . .

God - Mat kar INTAZAAR, iss janam me uska milna mushqil hein.

Lover - Lene de maza intazaar ka, agle janam mein to MUMKIN hein.

God - Mat kar itna pyaar, bahut PACHTAYEGA.

Lover - Dekhte hein tu kitna meri ruh ko TADPAYEGA.

God - Hata use, chal tuje JANNAT ki HUR se milata hu.

Lover - Dekh mere pyaar ka chehra, tuje JANNAT ki HUR BHULATA hu,

God - Mat bhul apni AUKAT, tu he ek INSAAN.

Lover - To mila de muje mere pyaar se aur sabit kar k tu he BHAGWAN.

Most lovable reply . . .

* Most lovable reply *

Girl : You deserve everything and i deserve nothing.

Boy : You are my everything and i am nothing. Do we deserve each other now .. ?

Love or Stone ????

If someone throws stone at you,

throw love at them....

But if someone throws love at you,

then step back & think....

Because LOVE hurts more than STONES.......

Heart-Worst Enemy......

Girl asked Boy "Who is your worst enemy ?"

Boy replied & proposed "My worst enemy is my HEART.

It's mine, but it beats for YOU>"