Alcoholic Heart . . . . . .

Once there was a guy and a gal.

They were in a good relationship since 5 years and were very happy.

They loved each other too much.

Guy was sincere n gal was cute.

One day, girl came to meet the guy and showed her PINK LENSES.

He saw them and was surprised.

Days passed and 1 day suddenly, guy met with an accident.

The girl came to hospital and waited for 37 hours.

Then Doctor told her,"Your boyfriend has ALCOHOL in his heart."

The girl was shocked & was not able to think of the reason.

Reason was:-

"PINK LENSES"

You know, "GULABI AANKHEIN JO TERI DEKHI<

SHARAABI YE DIL HO GAYA........"

Immortal Love . . . . . .. .

Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the.

Par jab dono milte the, ladka hamesha der se wahan aata tha.

Par ladki ne kabhi use shikayat nahi ki.

Ek din ladke ko pata chala ki ladki ko brain tumour hein aur wo sirf 3 mahine ji sakti hein.

Kuch dino baad,

ladka mar gaya aur ladki ko ladke ka ek khat mila,

jisme likha tha ,

"Mein hamesha der se aata tha isliye mein pehle ja raha hoon aur hum upar milenge, 

aur iss baar tum der se aana, mein tumhara intezaar karunga."

Truth Of Life . . . . . ! !

Zindagi me hum jo chahte hein,

Wo Aasani se nahi milta....

Lekin Zindagi ka sach ye he ki

Hum bhi wohi chahte hein,

Jo aasaan nahi hota . .. . . . . .

God & Lover . . .

God - Mat kar INTAZAAR, iss janam me uska milna mushqil hein.

Lover - Lene de maza intazaar ka, agle janam mein to MUMKIN hein.

God - Mat kar itna pyaar, bahut PACHTAYEGA.

Lover - Dekhte hein tu kitna meri ruh ko TADPAYEGA.

God - Hata use, chal tuje JANNAT ki HUR se milata hu.

Lover - Dekh mere pyaar ka chehra, tuje JANNAT ki HUR BHULATA hu,

God - Mat bhul apni AUKAT, tu he ek INSAAN.

Lover - To mila de muje mere pyaar se aur sabit kar k tu he BHAGWAN.

April Fool . . . .

Aisa he dostana Hamara,

Mein Kashti tu Kinara,

Mein Dhanush tu Teer,

Mein Matar tu Paneer,

Mein Barish tu Badal

Mein Rajma tu Chawal

Mein Hot tu Cool,

Mein April tu Fool

Respect Elders And Youngers....

A great man said,

"Main Bado Ki Izzat Isliya Karta Hun,

 Kyunki Unki Nekiya Mujhse Zyada Hein,

Aur

Chhoton Ki Izzat Isliye Karta Hun,

Kyunki Unke Gunaah Mujhse Kam Hein........"

ISHWAR Se Sirf.....

"ISHWAR" se sirf sahi raasta maango,

"ISHWAR" sabko wo nahi deta jo hame achha lagta hein,

balki,

"ISHWAR" hame wo deta hein jo hamare liye achhaa hota hein.