Alcoholic Heart . . . . . .

Once there was a guy and a gal.

They were in a good relationship since 5 years and were very happy.

They loved each other too much.

Guy was sincere n gal was cute.

One day, girl came to meet the guy and showed her PINK LENSES.

He saw them and was surprised.

Days passed and 1 day suddenly, guy met with an accident.

The girl came to hospital and waited for 37 hours.

Then Doctor told her,"Your boyfriend has ALCOHOL in his heart."

The girl was shocked & was not able to think of the reason.

Reason was:-

"PINK LENSES"

You know, "GULABI AANKHEIN JO TERI DEKHI<

SHARAABI YE DIL HO GAYA........"

Love-Boost . . . . .

A boy loved a girl.

He proposed but she didn't mind.

He gave love-letters.

But her friends threw them.

Again boy decided to approach the girl.

That time, a truck was speeding towards the girl.

When it was about to hit the girl,

boy ran like hell and saved her.

She asked, "How can you run so fast?"

The boy replied, "Boost is the secret of my energy"

and instantly,

the girl said, "Our energy"

and they lived happily together, drinking boost everyday.............

Love.......Love.......Love.......

Love is like WATER. You need 8 servings a day....

Whatever you do in love, is etched forever in the hearts, it affects....

Love hurts when you break-up with someone.....It hurts even more, when someone breaks-up with you.

But Love hurts the most WHEN THE PERSON, YOU LOVE, HAS NO IDEA HOW YOU FEEL...

When you love someone, say it right there, right then or the moment just passes-by............

Cure ANGER With PATIENCE . . . . .

ANGER comes ALONE,

but

TAKES away all the GOOD QUALITIES from US.....

PATIENCE too comes ALONE,

but

BRINGS all GOOD QUALITIES to US....

Change your ATTITUDE, not FATE . . . . . . .

A Soldier received a letter from his Girlfriend,

"Dear Vicky,

can't continue our relationship.

The distance between us,

is just too big.

I'm SoRrY.

Please return my pics."

Love,

Becky 

Vicky with hurt feelings asked his fellows for pics of her girlfriend and ex.

He included 57 pics of the pretty girls along with her in the envelope with note,

"Becky,

so SoRrY,

can't remember, who the hell you are......

please take your pics and send the rest back to me."

Vicky.

MORAL :-

"If you can't change your FATE,

change your ATTITUDE."

Good & Bad . . . . .

There is no GOOD or BAD in this world.

It's human thinking that makes it GOOD or BAD.

"CONGESTION" in a bus becomes

"ATMOSPHERE" in disco..........